That New New for You You (B-R goes G-R-een)

Fly Green Banana

A tipster from ELLE.com, the online home of one of my go-to glossies, just informed me that Banana Republic's Green line is a go today. Designed with Banana's already-loyal customers in mind, the 50 piece capsule collection doesn't stray far from BR's signature style (great for gals who go straight from their day jobs to their night lives). The fact that the pieces are made of organic Turkish cotton and linen, soy-silk blends and bamboo is merely a karmic bonus. As eco-icing on the cake, Banana is now using recycled packaging and energy-conserving light bulbs in stores. When you have a few minutes, Banana split from the office, and go get your Green on (look for the little green elephant emblem to make sure you're picking the right pieces). In the meantime, let your fingers to the skipping over to Elle.com to get more details and see more images from the line.

I Wish I May, I Wish I Might (Rock On, Barbie)

Let's pretend I won the lottery, had a visit from my fairy godparent (he or she's out there somewhere, I just know it) or found some other way into a whole lotta chedda. If said fantasy were to come true, please believe a MAJOR shopping spree would be very close to the top of my to-do list. 'Til that happens, let's play a little game of "that's my I-C-E."


Me & You Together Gonna Shine 'Til the End...

When you hear the term "Best Friend", who (or what) comes to mind? StyleScrybe immediately thinks of a chick who's been there "from the nada to the Prada", literally (her name was immortalized by a Cool & the Gang song... mad cool points if you can guess). However, for countless girls (of all ages), that term conjures images of Barbie dolls and/or diamonds. If that group includes you, check this, you can now rock (pun intended) the iconic childhood companion in the most grownup of ways (if your pockets are right). I just got word that Mattel (the company that pulls Barbie's proverbial strings) recently inked a licensing deal to create Barbie Rocks by Layna and Alan Friedman, a new line of precious gem-encrusted baubles inspired by the queen of glamor, herself. If you don't mind going without the jewels, you can cop a simple sterling silver dogtag for $225. Doesn't that all but defeat the purpose, though? If you're gonna do it, do it like Babs would- all the way fly- and go for one of the pave pieces. It'll cost about $2900 at the most, so let's get one in each color. (Close your mouth... we're wishing here, dahhhlings.) Seriously, though, you'll get some karma points because partial proceeds will go to the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation.

If anyone's wondering what gift you should send me in gratitude for some helpful tidbit, I'll take the black Barbie dressed in... yep... diamonds.

Just So Ya Know... (Fahionable Mutual Funds)

Investing in Style

Sooo... Stylescrybe isn't the savviest when it comes to stocks, bonds and savings. With the economy in its current state, though, she figures she'd better learn sooner than later. (Seriously, how's she gonna buy shoes on Social Security?) It all just seems so confusing (not to mention borderline boring), though- bull, bear, buy here, sell there... sigh. Alas, there's hope. You know how when one of your friends shops at a certain store all the time, you say, "you should own stock at _____"? Well I think the folks at Thrasher Funds heard that statement enough times and took heed. They've come up with the GendeX Fund, a mutual fund that invests your money in fashion, beauty and tech companies that are probably already getting your money. I'm talking American Apparel, people, and you can start with only $100 and then $50/month. Now, even I know to read the fine print and talk to a live person before forking over any dough. However, in the meantime, visit their MySpace page, check out Thrasher TV on YouTube and register to win a super-cool "Save" bag (pictured above and also available in Fuschia!).

**Disclaimer- StyleScrybe isn't a financial expert, and you assume any and all responsibility for what happens between you and the Thrasher folks.

That New New for You You (Botkier's Bullseye)

First Things First...

I poppa... just kidding, but I really do need you to give me "one more chance." StyleScrybe's sorry. I've been away from you for a while, and I want to apologize. Rest assured, I definitely missed you, though. Now, Here's the scoop...

Botkier, There and Everywhere!

Psssst! Word on the street is that the style lab at Target is cookin' up that good good, and it's gonna be a collabo with Monica Botkier, designer of the supremely chic and supple handbags spotted all over Hollywood and on the pages of the hottest style mags. So far, I haven't been blown away by the affordable "such-and-such-designer for Target" accessory collections, but I still somehow get excited when I find out they're giving it another go. Entitled Botkier for Target (surprise, surprise), the limited-edition collection will be available from July 21 to September 14 at Target stores and on Target.com. No price points or images of the line yet, but I'll hook you up as soon as some come my way. In the meantime, join me in lusting over this blue Botkier beauty I saw at Bloomies.

The Ooooooo-Weee! (More intense than a normal fashion fix, here's what has me feenin')

You Gets No Love

Sigh... Your girl was a little sad today. She didn't have a Valentine. (I know, I know... Girl Power! Love Thy Self, and all that. We single gals appreciate the pep talks about self love. After a while, though, it all sounds like blah blah blah.) I definitely love me, but it'd be nice to know someone of the opposite sex shares the sentiment. Anyway, date or not (usually not), I try to get myself a V-day gift every year, but this year I couldn't think of anything that wasn't mushy or cliche. I've already bought myself diamonds and perfume and chocolate and wine. A T-shirt that expresses exactly what I feel on the sappiest of days? Haven't done that yet, but I'm gonna have to grab one from loveislame.com. As my favorite celeb publicist (and cousin) said in her Sistah-girl email today, "Cupid can kick rocks!" Ok, Ok, I'm not that bitter, but I still think this tee is pretty cool, and I look forward to what people will say when I wear it.

That New New for You You (Nude Shoes Headed Stateside)

Interlude in the Nude

StyleScrybe is doing her happy dance! You know how you see the perfect shoe on a site like Shoewawa or the Shoe Blog and get excited because it goes perfectly with your "freak 'em" dress... and then you feel all let down because it's only sold on other continents, and by the time you pay the converted price you're looking at "I Wish I May" numbers? Soon that won't be the case with Nude shoes. The infinitely chic Autralian brand that manages to mix vintage and modern in the perfect proportions is headed stateside. I'm not sure where they'll be available yet, but my sources say they'll be sold at great prices in a controlled distribution set. I'll keep you posted, though.

Five, Six, Pick Up... (Time to Barack & Poll!)

Yep, in the Right Tee!

StyleScrybe is scratching her head... Howcome the political group they call "the right" seems to get it all so wrong? Don't answer that... I just wanted to make you go "hmmm." Anyway, in honor of Super Tuesday, StyleScrybe has decided to give you a little guidance as you head to the polls. I can't tell you which Democratic candidate to vote for, but I am absolutely compelled to make a wardrobe suggestion or two (wink, wink). Here are five tees I found that express the "right" mind state for election '08. You won't get them before you cast your vote if you order online, but I'm sure they'll be appropriate until November. I was right about the Superbowl (Go Big Blue!), so you can quote me on the elections too...

This time, the shirts aren't divided into categories (because Barack Obama's all about unity).

Oooooh... Light bulb moment... Somebody should make a tee that says "B.O. knows politics"