I Wanna Take a Minute or Two to Give Much Respect Due...

"Suddenly, a miracle: Lil’ Tesla, whose stature could best be described as compact and sturdy, had successfully donned a variation on the unattainable Nude. Shazam! Her legs looked instantly toned, tanned, considerably longer and gleaming as if illuminated by flashbulbs.
I suddenly understood why everyone in the shop was so miserable. I was blind; now I seethed."
If you get a chance, check it out. If the words don't get to you, the photos of Christian's shoe confections will. Plus... it's always cool when you can start a sentence with, "I was reading the Times yesterday, and..."